One of the many low-volume mailing lists I often forget I'm subscribed to just got some interesting spam:
From: An interest list for the standardizing of Enterprise Rule
Subject: Hi! Rule-engines-interest, Special offer!__assyria9588
[photo of scantily-clad woman with animated text]
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Cool, can't wait to get my rules engine smart enough for "girls like that"…